I prayed today. It feels like I'm talking to a brick wall. I hear nothing but crickets. Haha! I realize God doesn't answer people, but why must it be so difficult for me to believe He does exist? Can I get a sign. Anything would be nice, but I would much rather see the Hollywood version type signs. Like Morgan Freeman perhaps??
Ok, so I have a couple of different pictures that come to mind when I think of God, and when you hear them, you will realize just how not right in the head I really am! LMFAO!
On one hand I picture God as a biker-type. Big beard, Harley Davidson ride, his biker gang (angels). Now this is the messed up part, I always pictured him that way, but the part that stuck out to me the most was a tattoo on his heart that says "I LOVE MOM." Assuming I am correct, God does not have a mother. Humph!
The second way that I pictured God is more Austin Powers Hollywood style. I could totally see God as someone who sits in a big leather arm chair and strokes a fluffly cat. (Dr. Evil)
Third way: A sportsy athlete who plays tennis with a ball (your life) and occasionally sets you down to go be an ass to somone else for awhile.
The last is a bit pessimistic, but in my reality, all the more real.
Ok, so I have a couple of different pictures that come to mind when I think of God, and when you hear them, you will realize just how not right in the head I really am! LMFAO!
On one hand I picture God as a biker-type. Big beard, Harley Davidson ride, his biker gang (angels). Now this is the messed up part, I always pictured him that way, but the part that stuck out to me the most was a tattoo on his heart that says "I LOVE MOM." Assuming I am correct, God does not have a mother. Humph!
The second way that I pictured God is more Austin Powers Hollywood style. I could totally see God as someone who sits in a big leather arm chair and strokes a fluffly cat. (Dr. Evil)
Third way: A sportsy athlete who plays tennis with a ball (your life) and occasionally sets you down to go be an ass to somone else for awhile.
The last is a bit pessimistic, but in my reality, all the more real.
7 comments:
Post a Comment