Advice

Don't touch a pan after frying eggs. It's hot!
Don't forget where you hid the Easter eggs.
Make cookies often and with chocolate.
Pray if you remember.
An incorrect amount combination while making macaroni and cheese can be hazardous.
Save your heart for someone that's worth dying for.
Always put the toilet seat down if there is a lady in the house.
Have a plan, going in unprepared leads to disaster 97% of the time.
Going ice skating when there's only been snow a week will make you cold.
Laughter is the best medicine. *thank you reader's digest!*

updates

It has been sometime since I've posted here. I haven't exactly had access to an adequate keyboard. Pish posh.

Christmas is soon and it appears I have a family now. I'm a bit perturbed by this, I expect them to walk out at any moment without notice. I too, fear I may do the same. It would be nice if I went missing for awhile.

I went to Chinese with my family last week. I had a wonderful time. The waitress told me in a thick accent that I'm a good man. I'm not sure what voodoo went on because following that, a fortune cookie said I should stop procrastinating on my travels. I would like to please the cookie, but cannot. When you walk everywhere you go, Seattle seems very very far away. The damn fortune cookie didn't take into account my lack of wheels or funds.

Donations to the 'HELP OUT A BROKE BROTHER FUND' can be sent to... haha I'm just kidding. Hopefully a job is in my near future. I would like to get in at Boyne Mountain in good ol' Michigan. *fingers crossed* >:)