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Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Advice

Don't touch a pan after frying eggs. It's hot!
Don't forget where you hid the Easter eggs.
Make cookies often and with chocolate.
Pray if you remember.
An incorrect amount combination while making macaroni and cheese can be hazardous.
Save your heart for someone that's worth dying for.
Always put the toilet seat down if there is a lady in the house.
Have a plan, going in unprepared leads to disaster 97% of the time.
Going ice skating when there's only been snow a week will make you cold.
Laughter is the best medicine. *thank you reader's digest!*

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

other things were appearent. things ive seen on tv arent exactly positive. im wearing a cross and the other issue is just basic eminem therapy with god or the gods and go to angels or whatever makes the thing happen that im unaware of. if i hadnt just saw the opportunity for the other when i was on the stand at the time when he was being proscuted i wouldn't be choosing three 4 or five to anguish my hurtz with donut to it.

Anonymous said...

appearently its chincy for her to sit there and eat then wash the dishes

Anonymous said...

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